Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? Because the Germans like to march in the shade. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Great timing there, chief. Especially before the battle of your life. Feel free to keep a secret for more than a day.
As you can see, the joke was rebuked by people on Twitter, and though people on Twitter routinely rebuke things to no end i. Donald Trumpthe pushback against Jost trickled up far enough that the comedian himself decided to respond:. Jost was not ribbing his viewers with the idea that Hillary Clinton lost because Democrats focus too much on the intricacies of identity—which would have been fine, we can laugh at ourselves—he was, apparently, genuinely making a point about who and what the Democrats should prioritize over the next four years. Reasonable people can discuss ways in which the party can win back some of the white vote, but Jost is saying that liberals should deemphasize equal rights for all people because it alienates rednecks.
But did you know that ASS has a multitude of distinct uses that mean completely different things? Although you should definitely be very careful with all uses of this word, did you know that the use of this word is often not bad, but in fact it is often neutral or positive? If you close your mind to this important word and all of its meanings and never learn how native speakers use it, you will miss so much!
Wear this cute hilarious shirt as a joke to your children's sporting events, graduations or friends birthday parties and get the other parents laughing and smiling with this awesome shirt. Even get it as a shirt present as a prank, a funny fathers day shirt. Skip to main content.
Your body is working hard, and needs fuel! Even if you put it openly on your lap, instead of tucking it under a shirt or into a front hoodie pocket, it will just look like a regular bottle of water, and any relief is better than none! The hormones your body releases that make your uterus to contract and release sometimes end up in the bowel, particularly if you happen to produce a lot of them, which means that bowel contracts and releases, too.
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